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Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

At least it wasn't poo

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hey, boogers are good treasure to little kids.

Love the presentation of this!

You never know where those dirt-magnet fingers have been!

It's always good to include sodium in your diet!

snarkytruth 37

I could never have kids. I love playing with kids and I babysit and love my nieces and nephews but babies can be gross sometimes.

wait... how would u know that boogers are salty? surely u tasted boogers before this ?

bredahl 26

Little kids are known to pick their noses. Just goes to show that you should never ever stick their fingers in your mouth.

yellowzinnias 20

Another tip: Once you have children, don't trust any random streaks/crumbs of "chocolate" you might find on your hands.

it could have been worse lol