Kids: Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed...

By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

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By Ethan_18 - 14/12/2012 05:10 - United States

Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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Encourage your kids, damn asshats!

By The bassist - 17/05/2021 04:01

Today, months after buying my first bass guitar and taking bass lessons using my own money, I realized that my parents refused to buy me an instrument, claiming that I sucked at it. What actually happened is that they didn't feel like paying for some "teenage bullshit." FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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johngarber24 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:40

hey that is a great price

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:00

what an idiot, I only paid $10 for mine

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FreebirdIII 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:02

D-D-D

heyred 11

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:15

You probably let him buy crap on Club Penguin. In that case, YDI.

greenorange75 8

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:15

Haha. Maybe he can buy an air drum for $50.

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 19:23

was it a limited edition air les Paul?

khaya 9

Tuesday 10 May 2011 20:12

True, twenty is way to much, I believe fifteen would have been more than enough.

baconboy_42 8

Tuesday 10 May 2011 20:17

The future or America there.

jordanalexis97 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 21:19

That's an amazing price as long as he plays it often. If not then it's just a waste of money.

sheethapins 13

Tuesday 10 May 2011 21:54

You'll thank me for selling it to him when he's an air star making millions of air dollars with his name in air lights.

FreebirdIII 1

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:08

Your kid will some day be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

chelseybella 10

Tuesday 10 May 2011 22:42

You deserve it... You're the one who raised him.

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