Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML
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Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML
Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML
Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML
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imperialtl 12
That has got to be the worst fml I've read. I'm sorry about that.
unknown_user5566 27
It's unfortunate that you are forced to remember the accident's effect on you every Halloween. If you're a glass-half-full type of person, I'd suggest that you enter costume contests, to try and make the best of your situation. :)
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Comments (150)
timotay89 14
The whole thing does suck, but why not just go with it? Dress up as the Phantom or something.
doodlecloud 27
Yes. He probably should've used a colon or a semi-colon or a dash or something instead of a comma but it still makes sense. At first he says 'every Halloween' then he backtracks and elaborates that, actually, it's only every Halloween since the accident.
kitkatfood 2
You are an idiot... They mean its happened every Halloween since they got burned
zero9050 5
Some people just do not think about what they say. I am sorry u got burned
laxter14 3
I'm sorry. I'm sure if they knew the truth they wouldn't say that
ameliamlu12 6
So sorry to hear that. I have awful poison ivy on my face right now and spent Halloween on my college campus, so I can definitely sympathize.
realaz_fml 4
Who deserves this??? Not funny..
akhik92 1
Dont mint ppl. Jst enjoy ur life. Sorry for your accident
mmcs98 1
For who ever says he deserves it, u are an asshole!!!
laurenlovesjb 20
I know it's hard to relive, but these people are just complimenting you and trying to brighten your Halloween. Try to see the good in it, and flaunt your Halloween style. Believe me, I'm experienced in trying to bring out the best in things:)