By Anonymous - 02/11/2017 05:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I went to a shop known for its hardcore sex toys. We happened to run into one of my university lecturers and her wife discussing butt plugs with a member of staff, and then saw my aunt and uncle at the register. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 692
You deserved it 1 197

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Let me guess what happened next: the cashier pointed out that you were naked, and while everyone was laughing all your teeth fell out.

Comments

Everybody's got a skeleton in the closet--or in this case a sex toy or two.

Look at the bright side, at least you didn’t run into your parents, or her parents.

Just so you know, other people like kinky sex too.

That is all kinds of horribly embarrassing.

EnvyMe33 26

I somehow want to ask if the store was Purple Passion lol

peithecelt 28

butt plugs are pretty standard sex toys, I hear hard core sex toys and expect something interesting! (that aside, that situation sounds awkward as all get out).