Not so quick getaway.
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Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After giving my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML
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RockThatStuff 0
you should texted back something like "then you and karma have something in common."
Orchard 33
Just want to point out, OP, you said "the store" not "public" so when people are thinking you meant grocery store, that's why. It is common across most of the country for people to say, "I'm heading to the store, can I get you something?" or "I'm going to the store to pick up a few things" and everyone knows this means grocery store or something like a Wal-Mart which carries groceries. Just sayin'.
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RespondomaticMan 0
Yeah? If she's really such a stupid bitch of whom's asinine comments are constantly being undercut by your genius responses, then do what my brother's best friend did to one of his ex-girlfriends when he found out she tried to cheat on him with my brother; 1)Have her take you out to a nice expensive dinner, her treat. 2) Have sex with her in the back of her car outside of your home or place of residence. 3) Once you are finished, tell her it's over. That's right, just dump her stupid ass. Bonus points if you finish and she doesn't. Also, if you want to be grammatically correct, it would be; "my girlfriend and I". If you are going to gripe about your life, please use better grammar. Thank you.
ashohh 0
Don't you guys read the rules? You're not suppose to cry fake. NUMBER 8.
24788 7
Karma was on her side that time. FYL
tommiegirlxxx 0
NEVER make a girl pissed man, we almost ALWAYS win :)
Luluthus 41
Op is female too...
protooler31 0
sounds like 'karma' is your girlfriend
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
You should text her back saying;"so are you"
jcack 0
At least you got the last word?
Narbreezy 0
Haha that sucks for you buddy. xD
LocoChaz006 0
Haha! Sucks for you, dude! I hate those situations where you can't leave a situation in the classiest way possible. Better luck next time!
TibAtSchool 0
So true. YDI