Not so quick getaway.
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Today, me and my girlfriend got into a fight. After giving my genius response to one of her asinine comments, I stormed out of the store, having the last word. Ten minutes later she comes out to find me in the parking lot. My car wouldn't start. She texts me "Karma's a bitch" then drives away. FML
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RockThatStuff 0
you should texted back something like "then you and karma have something in common."
Orchard 33
Just want to point out, OP, you said "the store" not "public" so when people are thinking you meant grocery store, that's why. It is common across most of the country for people to say, "I'm heading to the store, can I get you something?" or "I'm going to the store to pick up a few things" and everyone knows this means grocery store or something like a Wal-Mart which carries groceries. Just sayin'.
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
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Why would he deserve it? Must we always assume that the man is wrong? I would have replied NO U NO U
Volcan_fml 22
OP is a female.
wired_shut 0
Ha. I vote clever response from the girlfriend.
Amkii 0
lol Your girlfriend is awesome. I would have done the same.
pcow 0
sounds like something straight from a romantic comedy
wienerwagon 0
You sound like an ass with a hot temper.
RockThatStuff 0
you should texted back something like "then you and karma have something in common."
lemonkid44 0
One of your "genius responses" to her "asinine comments"? Wow, sounds like you're a real keeper anyway...
whatthefuckcunt 0
Yep, I had to go with YDI just for the OP using the phrase "saying my genius response". Ha-ha served you right douche.
Lou_Briccant 0
Is your car a Volkswagen? Is so, there's your problem.
sai_fml 0
Yeah, bad luck on the car not starting. @#... ..Yeah... Probably one of the worst things you can do in life is quicklleavingve a grocery store :S @ All the people who were impressed with her resp... e...Really? Karma's a bitch is like one of those stock sayings that idiots say constantly... I guess you could give her props for makinpun, but but it doesn't seem like that was her intent and even then I'm still not so impressed.
acmocaco 0
I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever read on here