Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
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Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
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Us3rn4m3_H3r3 11
Oh my god, please accept my sincerest condolences. I hope you find a real keeper.
QQmore_fml 18
Next time take the day off and propose in person?....
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Comments (227)
Mookiisfabulous 15
I don't think your proposal was terrible, I would love to wake up to see a ring and a cute note. Everyone is different.. I doubt that is why, she might of freak out and ran off without thinking of leaving a note or at least telling you she isn't ready. FYL op, if she doesn't come back then you will find someone who is much better than her.
ravenh1979 13
Well said!! :)
imagineapc 11
She left because that's a horrible way to propose!
fakedsincerity 32
Second anniversary of when you met, so I presume you were seriously dating a while after that. Way too soon to be proposing! Especially so impersonally. >.>
edmunson 22
Too soon? I disagree! If you don't know you have a real keeper by then move on... Life is too short to be a wanny-ass and keep wondering without making your mind up! I do agree that in person proposals are better, but that's just a personal preference.
non_finisher 9
Deep sympathies..!
incoherentrmblr 21
You should've requested off or waited until after work & done something special leading up to the proposal. I can understand why she'd be pissed, but for her to just pack up and completely leave is horrible. Hopefully you'll find someone worth while in the future. If you don't have the ring, I'd report it stolen.
perdix 29
That sucks, you deserve better!!! Maybe you can buy a hot robot or a Real Doll that would love your proposal! Human females just haven't evolved to the point where a ring on a pillow works.
ViviMage 39
Come on prefix! Give up human females some credit! I take a ring on a silken pillow with goose down.... With my man in his knee HOLDING SAID PILLOW.
perdix 29
#154, you still need the man to be there. The robot or the Real Doll wouldn't need the man and would be impressed with a polyester pillow filled with foam rubber.
iwadasn 32
You didn't bother to propose in person? What's wrong with you? She has every right to be pissed at you!
rebel501 4
Ahh geez that stings..
graceinsheepwear 33
Maybe SHE was the chickenshit one and was too afraid to stick around and say no to your face. Still not a great proposal...
worldclassrager 39
Your name is a bit well let me say harsh to put it simply.., She didn't even say she was going to leave? That gives no decency...