Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
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Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
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Us3rn4m3_H3r3 11
Oh my god, please accept my sincerest condolences. I hope you find a real keeper.
QQmore_fml 18
Next time take the day off and propose in person?....
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Comments (227)
Ceejay1 13
I hope she left the ring.
perdix 29
That's a pretty chicken-shit way to propose. No wonder she left. Next time, have the balls to do it face-to-face, maybe even in person!
Infamous_Tora 12
He was just trying to be romantic Perdix D: it is kind of romantic if you think about it. I mean; waking up to an engagement ring and a written proposal.
Ghazzie 7
Why would you set out an engagement ring if you weren't going to be there to propose?
jw90 18
Damn..sorry OP. you'll find someone better
rokolodo 10
Well! What did the letter say? Can't believe u didn't see that coming.
olpally 32
Ouch, what a bitch move, granted the proposal wasn't too good, that's just harsh. :(
Andosworld 8
May not have been the best way to propose. But it's the thought that counts. She didn't need to do you dirty my dude.
tralala453 22
I'm sorry, OP. She doesn't deserve you, forget her.
SpideyRules 9
But did she eat the breakfast?
marcranger 28
That's the real question! Who cares about the ring!
crazytwinsmom 25
Maybe she felt that if he couldn't propose in person, then she didn't need to leave in person.