Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
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Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I got home and my girlfriend was wearing the ring I bought last week. Apparently she found it and thought to herself, "Fuck it, we’re engaged now so I’ll just start wearing it", completely bypassing the actual proposal part of getting engaged. I’m actually really mad at her right now. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I woke up to a note on my nightstand from my fiancée, along with the ring I proposed to her with yesterday, which stated that not only was she not ready to be married, but she’d been planning to end things before I “blindsided" her. FML
Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML
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Us3rn4m3_H3r3 11
Oh my god, please accept my sincerest condolences. I hope you find a real keeper.
QQmore_fml 18
Next time take the day off and propose in person?....
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Comments (227)
JackStag 3
i agree with 76 and others.2 years is a long time. if ur willing to throw 2 years away for a moment i think thats rid. on top of it he was going to work proving he actually did something versus her who has the opportunity to wake up late and at a moments notice pack. i think that the most important day is the wedding, an if she was with him for 2 years she pretty much knew what she was getting herself into. the meaning of the day shouldnt trump the person who gave it meaning. this proves she did not think the same...
VentingToRandoms 8
I'm sorry she left you OP but you left a LETTER? C'mon bro, that's just not the way it's done.
zombiekitten87 12
That's the most antisocial proposal I've ever heard of... Maybe she was offended?
GreenDancingBear 7
not only is that a stupid way to try and propose, but after only 2 years?! you totally deserved it!
HarroIAmBob 21
how many years do you expect?! 20??
blondie1205829 8
Did she take the ring?
pattayarick 8
With a lame proposal like that, can't really blame her.
metreman 19
to all the people who calling the guy names if you read more closely he said he to go to work he might want to surprise her he did not know she would leave him so leave the guy alone least he try something nice for her
Ray_of_midnight 22
It could be that OP works a job with odd hours that are incompatible with most of the rest of the world's sleep schedule. I used to work a variety of second- and third-shift jobs, myself--meant I hardly ever saw my g/f, let alone friends or any of the rest of humanity. Give OP a break.
angel_augustina 9
That's not how you propose..
rachelsantixo 1
Did she eat the breakfast?