Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Today, we held a funeral for a friend who'd died of food poisoning that he contracted at the funeral for another friend. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
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Holly_GoLightly 0
Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake
minidonut54 0
she DID buy something storemade D:
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Comments (122)
sixstrings0693 0
how are people turning this into a ydi? at least she had one friend who tried.
Monstarred 7
Now you can suffer together. Lol at #47
xThatRandomGirlx 0
Well, at least you tried. Hopefully, one day, you'll both look back on it and laugh.
24788 7
That's not to bad. Food poisoning is very common.
zeusseta 0
At least now ur not a friend of a friendless kid anymore =p
Icutu7 0
YDI for being a fu€k face ()()(?)
DreMaMa 0
Second?
Samster_707 0
at least you cared.
kingbeau 0
How...? I'm pretty sure that unless its a big runny mess in the middle AND the eggs in it were full of salmonella (the only potential ingredient and pathogen pair that comes to mind) OR the cake had gone absolutely rancid its not likely to happen... Not going to call shenanigans since it could have come from something else, but I wouldn't blame the cake...
sweetangel_12320 0
how did you get food poisoning from a cake? It doesn't have anything that can really go bad unless the cake was made with pastry cream in between the layers or the icing was made with raw egg whites and you have a really low immune system.....