Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Today, we held a funeral for a friend who'd died of food poisoning that he contracted at the funeral for another friend. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
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Holly_GoLightly 0
Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake
minidonut54 0
she DID buy something storemade D:
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Comments (122)
Dave350 0
I agree with #63 Rotten eggs? But you'd smell them. That's about all you add to cake mixes nowadays. But you bake it at 350, not much will survive that. And icing is all sugar.... Must have been something else they both ate.
blobxmaster13 0
i'd say FHL.
lmmmr 0
**** that. Don't buy the prepackaged store bought crap. Learn to bake.
bobertnoodle 0
No offense, but this is kind of a lame FML. I don't want to sound weird but it didn't have any "spunk".
carlyelocin 0
LOL now she hates you too.
Shadaez 0
A cake can't give food poisoning unless someone contaminated it, plus raw eggs RARELY (I've heard 1 in 1mill) have salmonella, I always eat some batter. L2 wash your hands?
frenchfry929 0
Don't listen to anyone that says YDI. That's just a run of bad luck. What you did for your friend was extremely nice though.
sos_your_face 0
wouldn't it have been easier if you made your friend a cake? she'd probably like it better that you spent time to make her something, and no one would be sick
Bumlove89 0
STFU with the "first" and "second" stuff, no one cares. And for people who think she made the cake, she obviously bought it. Read her post before you make stupid comments. OP, it sucks but at least you tried. You're a good friend for caring.
lawlkat 0
You deserve it for not making one.