Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
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Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
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Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
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Holly_GoLightly 0
Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake
minidonut54 0
she DID buy something storemade D:
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Comments (122)
shanshan649 0
first of all who cares about the grammer, and how did u get food poisoning from cake? i eat the raw cake mix all the time, and i never get sick, so i dont c how this is possible.
wallythedolly 0
I've never heard of someone getting food poisoning from a cake.
TryToBeKind 0
Complain to management Get the salesperson or baker fired go to the media
lawlkat 0
at 111, your an idiot for eating raw mix :p
all_apologies 0
#99, she made a grammar mistake so she's promiscuous. Lol @ you.
doll_face 0
i've never heard of anyone in the history of the world ever getting food poinsoning from a cake. if so many fml entries are gonna be made up, i'd appreciate better story-telling and a high probability of believability.
owtom78 0
Good for you for trying to make her birthday special. You're a good friend. It's too bad you guys got food poisoning, I hope you both feel better soon, and hopefully she didn't balme you
koalakittens 0
Hmmmmm, is it at all possible that your friend is a bitch? I mean, good for you if you're really not judgemental, but if you're taking her side, YDI.
jaynecobb 0
That's not food poisoning, that's just two people eating a whole cake and getting sick from all the sugar. FYL.
unlucky_angel15 0
=O Well, it's the thought that counts, right?