Kids: Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

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By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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Mr Whiskers takes priority

By Anonymous - 07/12/2021 16:58

Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML

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Bathtime

By BadCatOwner - 25/06/2023 10:00

Today, my 11 year-old daughter claimed I'm a terrible cat parent. Why? Because in the 4 months that we've had the cat, I haven't given him a bath. Our strictly indoor kitten lives in attack mode, and would paint the walls with my blood if I attempted it. FML

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You are the chosen one

By Me. - 16/12/2022 03:00

Today, a cat appeared in my basement. I have cats, but not an orange one. I don't know where he came in from. I can hardly afford the two cats and dogs I already have, so keeping him is not an option, not to mention he could have a disease. But it's winter, and I feel like crap for having to kick him out. FML

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Thursday 20 January 2011 9:09

I guess she hates oranges too.

gozar_fml 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:10

Orange cats are the best!

Comments

Thanateros 1

Friday 21 January 2011 7:29

That is terrible. Not because of the whole ginger hating thing (that's pretty funny), but because no kitty is a soulless creature :(

spade1997 0

Friday 21 January 2011 7:52

ydi for letting her watch south park! society is gonna suck in the next 50 years now

Boutte 3

Friday 21 January 2011 7:55

Too much South Park!!!

jondivey 9

Friday 21 January 2011 7:59

kinda Sounds contrived, unless this little girl watches southpark

xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

Friday 21 January 2011 8:12

how old is she??

BoobooBear8 0

Friday 21 January 2011 8:19

Typical Americans

gospy55 0

Friday 21 January 2011 8:30

please, please, please don't give away the cat! how would you feel if you got adopted for an hour then went back? bad. convince her that only Ginger people don't have souls, but cats are fine.

goldhighways 0

Friday 21 January 2011 8:58

I <3 gingers. seriously how the hell did all that gay shit ever get started about gingers not having souls? gayest thing I've ever heard.

Nextto 0

Friday 21 January 2011 9:32

One, learn to take a joke! Cartman is a self centered bastard child with no morals and delusions of graduer. Do not take his ideals seriously. Don't blame south park for this child's stupidity. This little girl is a freaking moron because she was raised to believe something she heard from a cartoon.

fthku 13

Friday 21 January 2011 18:26

Erm. "Cartman is a self centered bastard child with no morals and delusions of graduer. Do not take his ideals seriously." Well gosh darn it, nicely put. If *I* had to describe Cartman I would say that it's just a cartoon character! Looks like you could use your own advice. Also *grandeur.