Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, while vacationing in Mexico, the Airbnb we were supposed to check into today for 3 weeks just called to say that due to a broken water pipe, they're unable to host us. We're supposed to check out of our current stay in an hour. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon, because they "didn't have one, so neither will we", meaning they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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Kn0wledge123 21
Get your money back. As a hotel, they are contractually obligated to provide a clean and hospitable environment. The fact that it clearly isn't means they breached this contract, and releases you and your spouse from the obligation of payment. If they refuse to give you the money back, you can sue for breach of contract & pain and suffering. The More You Know
enonymous 9
Hundreds of indigenous wildlife to keep you company you mean
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HomeAl0ne 20
Man, $375 a night?! Your husband could get a really good escort girl for that, and then he wouldn't notice the roaches or need the pool.
alexa183 2
Swim in the ocean and sleep on the beach :)
FAYUL12345100 3
A good point!
Nosmo75 4
I strongly recommend that you do *not* sodding well pay $375 a night, that's outrageous! >=O
Chubbychops22 0
I had almost the same thing one one of the places I stayed in on my honeymoon, I complained and they upgraded us to a better room, but that had heaps of spiders including a mouse spider under the blankets on the bed along with hair from the last people that stayed there, I complained again and told them we were on our honeymoon and they then they upgraded us to there best room and gave us a. complete refund.. always fun..
CukieRox 5
Must be a sign, go home!
tjv3 10
I am going to say YDI if you don't Stanton up for yourself and tell the hotel that you will be staying somewhere else and that they will not be charging your card. if you put it on an American Express you can just call card services and tell them you will be changing hotels and tell them why and they will not make you pay any type of cancelation fees. Membership really does have it's benefits :) . or you could just complain about your problem on FML and not do anything about it because you are part of the sheeple herd.... your choice
breaka_1001 1
you're in hawaii. why do you need a pool?
skatelife2345 1
Damn get your money back. and check into a different hotel!
Stevefett 0
Ask for a refund and stay somewhere else.
Turkeysammidge 1
as long as your with you wife and your having a good time that's all that counts