Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML
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Today, I'm on vacation. I spent $4000 to surprise my boyfriend on a trip to Hawaii. We have been together over a year. Turns out, he hates the outdoors. He's mad at me for bringing him here and is upset at everything. He's in the room reading, I'm at the bar drinking $10 Mai Tai's. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend and I moved into our first home together, signing a 1-year lease. Less than 12 hours later, we've discovered that the place is infested with cockroaches and we have a mouse. The landlord won't let us out of the contract. FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I moved back in after over a month of couch hopping and $2,000 of heat and chemical treatments for a chronic bedbug issue. I just found bedbugs on my legs. We've used all our favors and have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, while vacationing in Mexico, the Airbnb we were supposed to check into today for 3 weeks just called to say that due to a broken water pipe, they're unable to host us. We're supposed to check out of our current stay in an hour. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon, because they "didn't have one, so neither will we", meaning they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
Today, after being moved to three different employer-provided apartments because they all had mold and electrical problems, I requested a bigger bed. The bed they delivered had bedbugs. FML
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Kn0wledge123 21
Get your money back. As a hotel, they are contractually obligated to provide a clean and hospitable environment. The fact that it clearly isn't means they breached this contract, and releases you and your spouse from the obligation of payment. If they refuse to give you the money back, you can sue for breach of contract & pain and suffering. The More You Know
enonymous 9
Hundreds of indigenous wildlife to keep you company you mean
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Comments (230)
PurpleFrostingg 7
super sexy fun time
lolital_fml 10
if you can't get your money back i wouldn't stay there another day find somewhere else and then if i were you i'd tell everyone not to go to that hotel
ku_boy56 2
which island are you on. and just ask for a different room
ku_boy56 2
you stupid haloes you all the same sue them sue them that's all you guys think about is money.
xGolBLiiN 1
if your on the big island go to: Waka' Loa Village if your on Kaui go to: The Outrigger i stayed at really nice hotels on the other islands too but i forgot their name
CukieRox 5
its Waikoloa! not Waka'Loa....tsk tsk
juicedboi 7
He's more quagmire that you will ever be! OP, you get a room of free pets and you're complaining? Selfish! Cockroaches need friends too you know. Maybe those cockroaches were on their honeymoon and then BAM! you just decide to march in and take over their room. So inconsiderate! I bet they are posting this all over FMyRoachLife.com as we speak! Yeah I got carried away but once I was committed I couldn't stop.
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
correction...your hubby is paying $375 a night for it.
bee4000 0
the beach??
Swooshbear808 4
bring raid roach killer next time
crystalnight 19
Water, water everywhere and not a place to swim!