RaceCar
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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Anonymous
Paducah, United States
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
RdL
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Sick ride, dude
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Anonymous
Romania
Keep on trucking
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
crashednowcrushed
United States
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
civic4life
United States
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Brilliant...
United Kingdom
Lower your expectations
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Dopeboyfresh71
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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xundria 5
quit expecting everything to be handed to you. A lot of people don't get cars for their 16th birthday. A lot of people don't get their first car until after college and it's a piece of shit.
exquisite 0
Hey! You got your car, quit whining!
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puddy_fml 0
my dad bought me a very nice car for my 16th... loved it! and people she didn't say brand new... you ******* need to quit taking your bad feelings about your ****** up lives out on people who are obviously blessed with better parents. why don't you people go to therapy and stop ******* with everyone else.
slmjsanders 0
You know, maybe you should earn the car. Maybe not buy it yourself but get your license first. Thats how I did it, and how I will do it for my kids. So what you have lived 16 years. But if you can pass your drivers test, you have earned it.
moneypenny_fml 0
should have been more specific
flyer_fan13 0
this is hilarious. it's called a ******* joke. oh boo your mommy didn't buy you a car, get a job and buy your own car you bitch
decaturboizone6 0
seriously this is not a fml situation i rode the bus until i graduated highschool and i hated all the little kids luaghin because i didnt have my own car but trust me it feels so much better when you earn it no big deal cheer up
protoceratops 0
Little kids laugh because you don't have a car? What kind of crazy place do you live in? I'm 21 and I never bothered getting a license. I take public transit everywhere. It's way cheaper and better for the environment.
MadaZer0 8
I'm sixteen... Don't have a car yet... And I'm ether expected to buy it myself or just let it be and take the train. Less polite that way~
xundria 5
I love you Perdix. Can I have your babies?
dragonwarrior 3
get a job and buy your own car and you will feel better about it!
elghs2001 0
FYI for being a spoiled bitch
ndirish6012 0
Do you understand how bad the economy is. Do you also realize there are much worse problems in the world right now than you getting a car.