Miscellaneous: Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd...

By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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You deserved it 4 324

Sick ride, dude

By RdL - 17/03/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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You deserved it 31 570

By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 55 818

By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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You deserved it 14 847

By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 435

By civic4life - 17/09/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML

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You deserved it 55 624

Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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You deserved it 5 308

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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You deserved it 91 555

By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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You deserved it 3 261

By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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You deserved it 12 980

xundria 5

Friday 12 February 2010 23:45

quit expecting everything to be handed to you. A lot of people don't get cars for their 16th birthday. A lot of people don't get their first car until after college and it's a piece of shit.

exquisite 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:44

Hey! You got your car, quit whining!

Comments

Moonstarmist 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:29

Yeah, this definitely isn't an FML. The same thing happened to a few friends of mine and they thought it was hilarious. Then they saved up for their own car and didn't rely on their parents to buy them expensive things. It might be tough, but worth it in the end.

hjrn 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:33

come on guys stop being mean to the op. she deserved the car and you know it. I mean geez she turned 16. really, wah get a job and buy your own at least she got you a present you spoiled brat.

cherriblizz 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:34

Your mother is smart.

shawn228 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:36

well cars turn 16 year olds in to douchebags but it's already too late for you. have fun with that.

roflwaffles95 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:36

why would she waste money buying a new car when you don't even have a license

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:36

wow u ungrateful bich..who gives a **** stop wineing lyk a lil bich be happy n be grateful n respectful and don't expect so much

hjrn 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:39

to those of you saying the people saying she is a brat are jealous they didn't get a car at 16. my dad bought me a car for my 16th but she is spoiled obviously since she is acting like her parents owe her a car she is an ungrateful brat.

Kr3tS22 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:42

today, I was being a selfish little bitch, so I asked daddy for everything I wanted for my 16th birthday, including an extremely unnecessary car, that I can't even drive yet, instead of that I got a Lego car, and I threw a hussy fit until he got me one, the end. Story of the bitch, American, spoiled girl teenager.

killerrr 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 7:46

*sigh* 1) It was a dude who wrote this FML, not a girl. 2) He turned 16. How do you know he didn't get his license on his birthday or was going to be getting it soon? You don't know that he wouldn't be able to drive it. Also, don't generalize. Not all Americans are stupid, spoiled, or jerks. Also remember that there's probably a shit load of people from your country (if you live outside the US) here.

Shokz992 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:46

You... You ARE joking, right Perdix? :s And argh I hate the phrase "stick shift"! It's called a normal car over here in the UK and pretty much everywhere else in the world... People that drive automatics are people that can't drive at all.