Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Sick ride, dude
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Keep on trucking
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Lower your expectations
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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xundria 5
quit expecting everything to be handed to you. A lot of people don't get cars for their 16th birthday. A lot of people don't get their first car until after college and it's a piece of shit.
exquisite 0
Hey! You got your car, quit whining!
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Comments (320)
lilrocker90 10
You sound like a selfish one. 16 years old is wayyyy to young for your mom To buy you a car. It's not worth the money, because you JUST started driving, and your mom shouldn't waste thousands of dollars on a car for you that you might destroy because your a beginner.
HellRaiser12321 9
That's ******* hilarious.
lmaouloser 5
Didn't even aping for hot wheels...
happyconverse 10
Well, at least she kept her promise though in a different way you believed.
samtistheshit 5
You are a ******* douche I hate you
evebright 5
Lol, I got a gold Matchcar mustang, parked on a white paper bag with the word "driveway" written on it. I'm 42, and I still have that damn car... It rides in every car I own.
RainbowAngel666 6
She did say a car... Never specified of what type. XD
DarthVader77 9
A promise is a promise ;)!
eash 10
Why do you need a car? You are 16!
taylorafterdark 16
Oh grow up. You're 16, in some states people don't even have their license yet. Having your parents buy you a car when you're 16 is just spoiled.