Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML
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Today, I live abroad, but I was born in the USA so I'm sick of people asking me who I voted for in the last election, all while looking at me weirdly and suspiciously. FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, marks yet again another day that I've been asked if I'm autistic. No, that's just my Korean accent. Apparently I look "too white" to have one. FML
Today, I got back from a 3 and a half week trip to South Africa to do volunteer work with children in townships. My parents forgot to pick me up, and I had to sit there by myself and wait for them, while 80 people of the same organization got loving hugs from their proud parents. FML
Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML
Today, while meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, the first comment I received was, "Well, at least this one is white." FML
Today, I was stuck on a campus tour with my subtly racist mother who, in an attempt to seem open-minded, deemed it appropriate to refer to our black tour guide as "Sistah". FML
Today, I, a person who will be 21 in a few months, was mistaken for my mom's older brother. My mom is in her fifties. Apparently this is becoming increasingly common, because the world sucks. I didn't realize it was affecting me this badly. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
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Top comments
Nederlander95 14
I'm actually kind of surprised it's ONLY nine.
mz135 12
This reminds me of Karen from Mean Girls
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wordnerd17 10
Oi...on behalf of us EDUCATED Americans, I would like to apologize for their ignorance.
angelk19 22
when I first moved to American as a teenager 2 people asked me what language we speak in england. lol. and yes they were being serious
trendkilla254 4
you got No-vitaligo. opposite of rukus' condition from boondocks.
rori_128 3
am from africa and am litterly white...such ignorant when people do this...not all americans are fat nor all africans are black...wth
amansingh 8
You go! Glen Coco
lulinator 40
And none for Gretchen Wieners.
dmbfan31 7
None of these people have heard of Dave Matthews or Charlize Theron?
Taylor22294 24
Everyone is saying something about the U.S. But to be quite honest every culture has a misconception. It's just human nature to assume things.
AFaye3964 17
Welcome to America dude.
SexyMexi21 23
They're all the same here.
Ki11erC 18
I'm shocked you have yet to find someone that thinks there is a world outside of America.