Love: Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of... - FML

By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

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excusemeprincess 11

Tuesday 12 February 2013 23:40

I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)

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jcrb 11

Monday 11 February 2013 23:01

feel free to come to my place...

Darksoul09 16

Monday 11 February 2013 23:01

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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LolYouDumb 4

Wednesday 27 February 2013 20:04

Lol maybe you should have dressed as Link to feed his homosexual tendencies... Lmfao

smayjay14 7

Monday 4 March 2013 17:18

I'm just glad you didn't say zelda hat

jchiledred 12

Friday 17 May 2013 23:31

Did u at least agree to join in it was his birthday after all

flashback_fml 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 9:14

You sound perfect to me, except link is a guy ftr

fml_seriously316 13

Friday 5 July 2013 12:17

He doesn't deserve you if he does that. That was wrong of him to do, and you are way too good for him.

Tarkinoof 2

Monday 16 September 2013 1:19

You dressed up as a GUY to have sex with your bf? Hmm....

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 15:46

Get out. Get tested. FYL

immaunicorn003 6

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:45

Zelda is a female character so I can see where this is going

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