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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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GabiIsPrettyKewl 0

gammt they couldnt even get u somthing new ???

LittleMonsterSam 5

damn I would've been mad

and I thought my parents were dicks congratz

Happy Birthday:D

Cheap parent .. Try foster home lol

ameliabeth09 0

This one was on here a month ago, exactly the same words.. Loser for stealing a story

Well I think ur parents either think ur little sister is better or they think middle school graduation is better than being 18

Lmao I'm in middle school and my bro gets sh*t and I get every thing I want and he's 21

ur parents are suckers .you should give them a gift of used condoms on their marriage anniversary.. arrr im sorry 4 dat dude