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Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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Ahhh parents!

crowbar_2010 2

that just plain sucks, although it's obvious who's the favorite now! ...maybe you were adopted...or are the mailman's kid.. in any case... FYL. i'd 'accidentally' break it.

Wow u must suck

chloeeXD 0

sorry bro...

lol your parents must hate you LmL

heyman816 0

welcome to my world my mom had accidentally bought 2 extra smartphones and didn't give me one of them, I'm 18 as well

arixxskye 4

that's okay, for my 18th birthday I paid for a party my mom had for like 10 of her friends and I could only invite 5 cause otherwise that was "too many people". and I didn't get anything for my birthday other than $2 to leave in the middle of the party to buy more hamburger buns. which I had to drive out if my tiny town to get.

SimoneDymond 3

OMG THT SUCKS MAJOR ASS

I know how you feel

seems like u got some asshole parents