Miscellaneous: Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate...

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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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reras89 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:03

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

cchamp27 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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DAN7IEL 2

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:53

maybe they had more faith in you? like they knew you would graduate and make it to 18, they were worried about her passing middle school tho? haha

andrewboygenius 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:26

Wow that's just sad.

erinpa420 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:01

Awww that's soooo ****** up! Sorry but ur parents r real aholes! U poor thing! Id so get even with em all. That's just cruelty 2 ur kid. :(

XxAlex777xX 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:40

that sucks I know how you feel

emmey1234 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:48

last easter I got a $10 I-tunes gift card

Jayjax 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 23:20

Lol.. Sad story

FLY_GUY 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:39

yea, your parents really love you =P

DeadxManxWalking 27

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:07

cheap skates

choose8 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:47

Favoritism is a bitch

choose8 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 20:47

Favoritism is a bitch

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