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happybirthday United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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Black Friday

70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.

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That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

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poor u what cheapasses !

welcome to the club man

lmao there a big bch

MUFFINking347 0

Maybe you could plant drugs i her room, that way theyl love you more.

That is ****** up!!!

ur parents suck

My brother got a PS3, when they first came out from my Father, on my birthday. I didn't get anything. I feel your pain!

Well, I save up money and get a Job and get the **** out

Hey at least thats a whole two songs you can buy

that's one of the funniest FMLs i've ever heard.