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By fifthtimesacharm - 26/04/2011 15:03

Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML

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By Kristache - 02/07/2009 08:31 - Canada

Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML

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By sad - 24/08/2021 08:01

Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

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By ashley anne - 16/10/2022 04:00

Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML

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By xolaurennnn - 22/05/2015 15:55 - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By shrutisoma - 12/05/2016 04:54 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML

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By kennarama - 16/02/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML

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By GlowInTheDark - 09/12/2011 07:41 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

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LolaD18 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:24

Who doesn't like the sun?: Vampires Skin Cancer Patients Me Badly sunburned people That guy that pwnd you

alpaquette91 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:21

oh burn ;)

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SnailJamsss 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:25

You was just answering his question. He can suck it.

TrueStory22 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:57

Sounds more like they loved the sun too much.

thisdue1775 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:56

what's melanomas?

moglie 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:36

yur in denial, the second step is acceptance :p

GypsyHearted 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:41

It's the sun that doesn't like him.

Bekll 31

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:21

I've never had melanoma, but I detest sunny weather all the same.

nojo191 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 14:25

grocery store clerk?

hurray4jmk 1

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:13

Oh **** that guy. Like you were supposed to have enough that! Ya sucks for him but he shouldn't bring you down because of it!

heartsong21 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:40

Rain is far better tham the sun..it darkens the sky and you get wet..plus no blindness...two people who hate the sun

kei1108 13

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:55

Well that guy was a snob. He didn't have to say that. Ugh! haha

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