Today, it's -5°C outside and snowing and it's only September. If that wasn’t bad enough, we aren't allowed to have the heat on at work due to a menopausal monster who loses her shit and throws things if we turn it on. I can't feel my toes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, we're both sick, the heating hasn’t been working for 3 days, yet the repair company refuses to fix it because some technicality is not up to current regulations. Right on time, we’re also about to be hit by a cold spell, promising sub-zero temperatures. FML
Today, during the worst flu we've ever had, my wife and I have to go out into thirty-below weather to get firewood because the furnace broke down. FML
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML
Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML
Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML
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Top comments
Norja 33
How do her needs outweigh the needs of the rest of the office?! Turn the heat on and the bitch can get an icepack or something.
skippydoda 32
Throw it back
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Comments (28)
foodislife27 7
Frd
Emma Marshall 19
That's a health and safety issue. Turn it on and she can **** off. Tell her to go outside if she's so hot.
darkshadus 10
I'm going through Andropause (yes it's a real thing" and I just deal I don't make those around me uncomfortable that woman is an ass. Turn that shit up if she complains report her to HR as she is creating a hostile work place
Linda Mau 10
Looks like someone will soon have worker's comp... "lost toes on the job"
Llama Bobulas 9
Tell her to get the **** over it and that the world doesn’t revolve around her selfish ass. Let her embarrass herself, let everyone see how much of a ******* child she is, who the **** cares
DiscomfortZone 7
Turn on the heater. If she breathes - smack her like her parents should have. It would be good for her and she would thank you. And if not - smack her again, only harder.