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Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Hey, old people need **** just like everyone else.

Cass_x 22

Well who cares? If they sell it, people are gonna buy it. Let the old man have some fun.

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vivaellefashion 14

Why is this a FML? People think after you turn a certain age, you no longer have sex.

reaxion 25

Imagine for a moment the story behind this. Maybe his wife died and the way he chooses to remain faithful to his love for her is to spank the monkey from time to time. I see nothing wrong with that.

limabeans101029 21

Even if his wife hasn't died, I still see nothing wrong with it

born_hustla 26

At least he didn't sexually harass you! Hand him his **** mag, it's there for those who want it!

Benmantha 31

Was it the last one, which you were looking for as well, or why exactly is this an FML?

RebeccaRFT 18

You act like looking at **** is for the mentally insane

TheLadyOpal 30

There's nothing "mentally insane" about an old guy being into ****, but there's nothing wrong about not wanting that kind of image in your head either.

two2blue 28

In the comic, look at the thought bubble in the panel after she waves....

Gib31 19

Hey there, I actually did the comic and I don't see whatever you thought you saw! xD Would you please enlighten me? (Anyway, I can guarantee you that there was no subliminal message in that panel in any case ^^)

QueenSaru 28

Haha, I think they think the thought bubble looks like sperm, whether it was accidental or not. XD

wanted_2_want 40

Ha ha ha. The illustration definitely shows an old sperm. Ha ha ha.

HyunnK 18

The SI swimsuit edition is amazing

crandel 11

You should have offered him computer lessons so he can watch internet **** like everyone else... it's the 21st century; who still rubs one out to magazines?

Britt125 16

Oh well. It's a **** mag, not a big deal. Maybe slightly awkward but mih, it should take a whole like 10 minutes to get over. I thought this was going to say that he grabbed your ass or something, a **** mag is really no big deal.