grossesfesses
Compi?gne, France
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
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Steffi 26
Big butts are sexy.
OnlyAvailableID 28
I agree. I'd take OP down tonight. Down aside that red firelight. As long as she lets it all hang out.
fuzz97 23
there's a fine line between "big" and "cellulite-ridden"
Steffi 26
There isn't a line #47? A butt can be massive without cellulite, or tiny with lots of cellulite.
fuzz97 23
"tiny with lots of cellulite" nope that's not how it works
SpamPam 18
I like big butts and I can not lie
cmayer 20
Do you even know what cellulite is? Most women who have gone through puberty have it. Google cellulite and you'll see, women of all shapes and sizes have cellulite.
mn_shr 22
56, you are an idiot. Asshat
skellingtonfart 18
What was even going on in her mind when she told him that? He'd probably be so confused as to why his mum lied to him...
HarrisonVR 17
just because she has a 'big butt', doesn't necessarily mean she's fat. think before you YDI her.
KawaiiCupcake 14
Butt is a muscle and when it's big that means it contains fat!
Acik91 26
Sometimes wide hips are referred to as big butts too. I don't think a kid can really tell the difference. And some women actually have big round butts that are (mostly) muscles, not fat. Plus, a girl can really be quite slender and still have a big butt, it's genetics. (Not talking about myself here, unfortunately, just making a point.)
chosha_fml 27
Even if she was fat, that doesn't mean she deserves to have some stranger's kid spouting his mother's ignorance and judgment at her, as if being fat means she shovels down cookies so often her bag is full of them. My mother eats quite healthily, but she is still overweight because she can't do any significant exercise (heart condition - she's breathless after getting the mail from the mailbox). I'd hate for someone to just walk up and make her feel bad about her body. I'd hate that even if she did eat cookies every day.
clever_name_here 7
Because when muscles are big it means its full of fat. Nice logic ya got there
meowmeee 7
Actually if you knew anything about the human body muscles do contain fat. Lol
seniorchang 16
No, sonny. The only thing I keep in this purse is a big stack of shut the f*** up.
ManInTheMachine 20
I think he misinterpreted the term "junk in the trunk".
ManInTheMachine 20
...aaaand 5 beat me to it. Dammit.
countryrose92 23
Hahaha, I guess I need to start carrying a hand bag and then I need to keep a constant supply of cookies In it. Lol. Fyl OP. but don't worry, a big butt is NOT a bad thing. :)
Acik91 26
Does it mean that classy men just really like cookies?
delaneyluke 5
Go to the mum and tell her that you don't have cookies but you do have a can of whoop ass that you would love to use
SuperDanielNL 23
That's when you give nasty looks to the parent of said child.
chosha_fml 27
So you just didn't want to share your cookies with him?