grossesfesses
Compi?gne, France
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
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Comments (133)
oNisao 21
He just wanted a cookie.
Ypetrol 11
What kind of parents teach their kids stuff like that
ShakeDisPlace 10
If only I had a cookie for every time I saw a big butt!
my_name_is_earl 9
You've got a big butt and you cannot lie cuz your cookies bring all the boys to the doctors office
RoboCunnilingus 23
So you have a big butt, eh? Nice to meet you, op.
PiNkMoOn 9
then you say "Oh, and that's the reason you always find cookies in your mother's handbag?"
29dear 16
personally, I wish my butt was bigger! if you got it, flaunt it!
Jenn50 19
"Well honey, I guess your mom would know...."
davek 36
And he cannot lie.
baseballgirl25 6
You should of told the kid to ask his mom for a cookie then.