grossesfesses
Compi?gne, France
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
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LookAttMyyLifee 12
I would be embarrassed to be the mom ! You go girl, work that butt !
Escoces 10
Damn! What kind of person doesn't carry cookies around?
LyraAlluse 25
Kids say the darndest things.
Nono97_fml 10
Well at least even the kid knows that you're not flat assed
chloeerawrr 8
Awkward. I would have said "then why doesn't your Mummy have cookies in HER bag?" People have no right to judge peoples food habits by their size. Ffs
_strangeworld_ 2
LMFAO
focenspeil 7
Some people's parents i tell ya. They'll say anything so they dont have to do there job.
taintedtruffle 42
The art work on this one is too cute
fmlsams 27
Agreed! And the cartoon lady is really attractive, big butt and all! LOL
fantasyworld 39
I'd be concerned about the fact that his mom didn't care that he was asking a stranger for food.
criley221 19
You should have told him that rude little kids always have monsters under their beds!