By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

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Ambient25 24

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

I would be embarrassed to be the mom ! You go girl, work that butt !

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Escoces 10

Damn! What kind of person doesn't carry cookies around?

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Nono97_fml 10

Well at least even the kid knows that you're not flat assed

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chloeerawrr 8

Awkward. I would have said "then why doesn't your Mummy have cookies in HER bag?" People have no right to judge peoples food habits by their size. Ffs

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focenspeil 7

Some people's parents i tell ya. They'll say anything so they dont have to do there job.

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fmlsams 27

Agreed! And the cartoon lady is really attractive, big butt and all! LOL

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fantasyworld 37

I'd be concerned about the fact that his mom didn't care that he was asking a stranger for food.

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criley221 19

You should have told him that rude little kids always have monsters under their beds!

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