Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
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Top comments
MukyDaCookie 0
How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?
allmidnighteyes 11
....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.
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Comments (175)
Everlost 0
dreadlocks are hot, I would totally **** youl. only with dreads though,...
siphorsoul 0
i am confused and disapointed in this FML... also #29 wins
itsnotfair 0
what is the act?
yaytonya 0
How does that even happen? really?
e11e 0
ok that sucks! I'll be sure to watch out so that doesn't happen
kimfosho 0
i took mine today too, that sucks
lolololcheese 0
.......were you drying your hair?
andacondakiwi 11
Hahahahaha
jtizzle 0
You guys do realize that in order to blow air out it has to suck it in? Some hairdryers have mild suction on the end. I almost had this happen once. I was drying my hands and I dropped my phone and I bent down as the dryer was going. A tiny bit went up but I saved it! It stopped right on time!
glykoula09 0
thank you everyone. #29 is coming back for an encore... the title of this FML should be 'when blow jobs go bad'
blablabla18_fml 0
Why does it matter that it happened during your ACT? Were you late for it or something? Or just mad that you had to go back to your ACT with dreads?