Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
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Top comments
MukyDaCookie 0
How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?
allmidnighteyes 11
....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.
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Comments (175)
wrestling49 0
how the hell does that happen? r u an idiot?
ASchoes 0
Ha, epic fail to the person that got a 25 on the ACT. Have fun at community college. And I'm with everybody else who says the op is an idiot.
Chibineko223 0
Hmmmm you all are idiots if it blows air it takes it from someplace (I.e) the little sucker cent on the side
samusfox 0
^5 to #29...but really, how in the world did that happen? We must know!
alexxaxox 0
on the side of the dryer it sucks hair in just like a hair dryer.
eiouer 0
people. the air has to come from somewhere. the hand dryer sucks air and pushes it faster to your hands. and that is how you get your hair caught. very plausible especially with longer hair. wow.
3590351drugs 0
LOL # 9 Fail
starbodies 0
lol to the person bragging about a 25 on ACTs. they're out of 34... not 25
jncwmnd 0
O_o I agree with #12 lol, and #9 does indeed fail...good call #25
dgafprincess90 0
l;ol how do u get ur hair stuck in the dryer lmao! hope you did well on your acts
uhmfml 0
#29... ilu but yea... I actually had to sit there and think about whether to click YLIF or YDI. I just simply don't get this FML......