Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML
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Top comments
Gherto 0
Oh yeah, I used to confused by this from time to time back when I lived in the U.K.
Tygastyle 0
yes, the Beatles are totally still relevant to teenagers! they'll be around forever i think....i'll at least introduce my kids and yeah a rubber can be considered an eraser....it erases the chances of getting pregnant...?!
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Comments (165)
Zapdemon 0
lol, vernacular fail
Swalkins 0
I did the same thing ... embarassing!
DJDistraction 0
Haha! I've done that before!!! And, when I first transfered from Elementary school to Primary school, I made the mistake of calling a 'full stop,' a 'period.' I didn't know why everyone was laughing untill my mum explained it to me when I got home...now I just call them dots.
yummcookie 0
Odd. Most people I know watch enough US shows to know period means full stop over there.
amandax6 0
ahahahhahahahaahha
hiimray 0
hahah did you get in trouble?that must have sucked!
that_one_dude 0
that happend with a German student in my school!!!
pickleomg 0
LOL, reminds me of a girl, who was new, moved in from I dunno where. She complimented another girl by saying, "Cute thongs!". Poor girl, people still remember after 3 years.
ohitsali 0
welcome to America! :D
CLW_fml 9
paddy, you should research before posting bs. kthx
yummcookie 0
CLW, you should research before accusing people of not doing their research. KTHNX. (source: friend is allergic to latex)
chyruxcha 0
Everyone makes mistakes. Lol I'm glad that the part of america doesn't have embarrassing slangs . Just weird pronunciations