Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
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Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
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humpaleg 12
Im just curious, why do people wear shoes inside?
drayloon 50
Some people just need a little lift to accomplish a task
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Comments (103)
Monstervenom 8
and thats why we dont wear shoes in the house!
cottoncandylips 16
shit happens.. no pun intended;)
linkinpark98 24
Oh, how I wish humans were born with the knowledge of how to use a toilet... Can't wait until I have to spend thousands of dollars on diapers! (sigh)
Garnetshaddow 30
I don't think you deserve it. That is unfortunate and potty training is tough. I simply question why you were wearing new shoes around a 2 year old and a toilet?
JZBaseball99 3
Why are you wearing shoes in the house?
dreamxo 6
Were they really a good pair?
Needafarm 22
My 9 month old did the same thing today minus the shoe wetting. I left her to go get clothes for 20 seconds came back and she was standing with the aid of the bath tub in a big puddle dancing in it. Sorry about your shoes OP.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Patience is a virtue
sahmnc420 13
Googlr 3 day potty training. N remember it's only stuff no big deal. Memories are much more valuable.
ZannityZan 13
Sorry, OP, but YDI for wearing new shoes indoors while potty training an infant!