Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
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Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I was about to go out and get some groceries, but the moment I slammed the door I realized my keys were still inside. My inner caveman instincts told me to immediately break down the door, so now I have to get a doorknob replacement instead of food. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well now you know to get stuff to protect your home better...at least it didn't take a stranger breaking in to teach you.
Moochi456 20
Well at least you didn't waste any more time getting your keys.
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Comments (66)
awesome_for_life 8
You should become a burglar!!!
vikky538 29
you definetly overcome the tendency to forget keys before you plan to secure your house locking system...
graphicstyle7 17
It could be worse. My boyfriend and I had a drunken argument years ago in the middle of the night. We were both naked. As I stormed out on the porch of our one-room shack (seriously, it was 50 years old and next to our art school) I slammed the door. So did he. Then we looked at each other in drunken horror as we remembered it was a self-locking door. We crept to the side, gingerly climbed on the gas meter, and just pried the glass panes out of the jalousie window with our fingers. Took three minutes. We never slept easy again in that place.
Leodak 16
How did your door lock if you didn't have the keys?
vlalam 24
glad u realized it before it was too late..
dave20012 15
Sorry OP, Atleast you know now an upgrade to your locks and or alarm system Is needed. It was meant to happen. Good luck
mister_icicle 17
Get a big ass man-eating dog. Perfect home defense system.
TeacherTeem 21
Wow ... You locked yourself out but got right back in and didn't miss your appointment ! Cancer riddled people and teens who were masturbating then got caught by their parents are all thanking God right now that they are not you.
annie917 15
I always keep my lock picking set on me at all times just for this kind of situation. Not just because I'm a burglar.
Scarylizard1798 23
Security XD