Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
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Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, I have MS, and while I was in a grocery store a couple followed me through the store, making fun of my disability and the way I walked. FML
Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, for the first time ever, I had a bout of vertigo in the middle of a mall. It went so very nicely with my crushing loneliness. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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AznLuvsMusic 26
What a bunch of disrespectful pieces of shit. I'm sorry you had to deal with that, OP.
Vitani_Verci 24
This has to be one of the most ****** up FMLs I've seen. I can't even comprehend why anyone would do that. I'm so sorry OP! I hope your faith in humanity hasn't completely vanished, though it's understandable if it has...
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Comments (146)
uhohitslisa2 20
Like someone else said, you should've rolled into them and yelled "Strike!". Then told security or someone. I'm sorry you had to deal with that though, OP.
waterphoenix 6
pepper spray ;)
katluvr 22
I'm so sorry that this happened till you, op.
lurch87 18
throat punch the ****!!
dripp3 3
I will kill them for you
Xamry14 10
Accidents aside what sick **** decided YDI ? All of those can't be accidents even with how easy it is to do.
blacklightening 11
bring peperspray or a tazer next time
ashyash90 8
I'd have taken out my cellphone, taken pictures, called 911 and filed a police reports. They're on mall security's cameras too. That's harassment and they should be held accountable!
arilsanders 13
That sound fun
thegnw 8
The most screwed up thing is, I think I know who these kids are, they do this stuff so much, the mall had to hire security guards to stop them and shop-lifters, now they just laugh and run faster