Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
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Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I reheated leftover pasta at work. I forgot to crack a vent on the container and it exploded in the microwave. Sauce coated the inside, so I spent my lunch break scrubbing while coworkers waited awkwardly to heat their food. The smell is still hanging in the office air. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, I sat at work for eight hours daydreaming about the homemade four-cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending three hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
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FYLDeep 26
I've heard of people experiencing burning pain after spooning before.
crytorazon 0
thank you for your diversity in comments ^
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Comments (174)
Avenger_fml 0
Lmfao, firecrotch.
jjhtown 0
u know he means peeing right???? thats y it burns
ElegantlyLovelyy 6
#164 its a she not a he
CommonSenseMuch 0
you are the one full of bs, because incase you didn't know the priave areas have mucus glands similar to those in the mouth. Very different from other "outter layers of skin". Some people can be allergic to latex down there, but not anywhere else because of these mucus glands. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that it would burn her down there, but not burn her hands or fingers.
the_hypnotoad 5
ha
gooseboy 0
Capsaicin, the active ingredient, is soluble in oil, fat, or butter.
hottay7164 18
no still shouldnt burn you even if down there is sensitive ur fingers shouldnt touch when u wipe, unless you finger yourself and wipe at the same time..if you do ok then have fun
stokebasing 0
ooohh... FYL.. that must hurt so much!
walkmywaynot 0
isnt that why u were gloves...
Ashleexx 0
ouuchh:0 your diick !
RiffReaper 0
try habaneros. 45 minutes of scrubbing in the shower and it was still scorching.