By randomman55555 - 03/11/2016 17:13

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Today, I was hanging out with this really cute boy that I liked. We were starting to get personal, intimate, and really connecting. That is, until my roommate shouted that his girlfriend had just, "clogged our toilet and shit was overflowing onto the floor." FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 905
You deserved it 880

randomman55555 tells us more.

hey guys OP here, Just to clarify I invited the hot guy over to play some video games to get know each other better. My housemates girlfriend as you can imagine is a regular at our place. She is the one who clogged the toilet, and has no idea who my crush is. But because my housemate can't even preheat the oven, it's no surprise he doesn't know how to unclog a toilet. I Had to step in before the water got out of the bathroom, ruining our wood floor and loosing our $2,000 deposit. Hope this cleared things up.

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At least he hadn't yelled that You had clogged the toilet and your shit was overflowing on the floor :) it's the little things.

I would say that shit hit the fan, but it seems even worse when it hits the floor. Don't worry. More opportunities will arise.

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At least he hadn't yelled that You had clogged the toilet and your shit was overflowing on the floor :) it's the little things.

I would say that shit hit the fan, but it seems even worse when it hits the floor. Don't worry. More opportunities will arise.

nonsensical 26

No. Hitting the fan would be worse cuz then the shit would not only be on the floor, but the walls, ceiling, furniture... imagine the scenario!

Look at it this way better here than during or after sex with him.

You should have suggested that you go back to his place to escape the ... wait on it... shitty situation.

inb4 a bunch of disliked "shitty situation" comments

I shit you not , that's a crappy thing to happen. This is why we can't have nice things ....

At least you found out sooner than later

Sorry OP, do you mean roommates girlfriend or cute boys girlfriend? As makes a big difference to the fml

I was also wondering that

Just to clarify the person who clogged the toilet was my roommates girlfriend, not the hot single boy I have been trying to get alone fore weeks. On top of it all I ended up unclogging it because he doesn't know how to use a plunger. FML

How can you hang out with someone in your flat and not notice that there is an extra person who probably came with him? Did she go directly to the toilet and stayed there the entire visit?

OP's roommate's girlfriend. Not the "cute boy"'s girlfriend

this FML has me really confused...