Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
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w_introuble 25
That's a new level of drunkeness!
JasonUMN 15
If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.
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Comments (82)
Goblin182 26
Any and all FMLs that happen "while drunk" get an automatic YDI. Its a self inflicted wound.
dreamer2012 16
I love that you not only sent them to yourself but you replied too!!! That's gold :)
jerry2011 4
People like you are going to ruin this country big time. Future generation is going to be pathetic, you better don't get married and make babies.
LyzardSmith28 11
Ok, here's the skinny: Anything you do as a result of drinking too much IS YOUR FAULT. Including the raging hangover. Especially the hangover. Don't complain about it; no one force-fed you drinks.
lisaroxmysoxx 16
This is great.
xopher425 19
En vino, veritas.
nina739 10
am i the only one that wants to know what OP friends got to say about this?.. but seriously this is the best FML ever:D:D<3!!
EvilLittleMan 23
It's OK to text yourself, just don't answer yourself but since you did, just stay away from the bottle.
LissaMccracken 23
Oh my gosh... That's hilarious!
StellaNox 16
That was hilarious! To have your phone with you when drunk is soooo bad. i Always panic the day after and check all my messages. Once I woke up to messages like "mooooo" and "cluck cluck" and had no idea what drunk me had done.