Health: Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription...

By Screwed in Seattle - 05/02/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By brainfart - 19/09/2020 10:01

Today, I was put on a medication for severe migraines. One of the side effects is difficulty concentrating and word recall. I was writing a paper and sat there trying to remember how to spell "isn't." This medication better work. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 06:00 - Australia

Today, I was prescribed medication to treat the headaches, caused by the medication to treat the lethargy, caused by the medication to treat my crippling nerve pain, without which I'd be stuck in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 19:02 - United States - Weslaco

Today, I learned that pregnancy makes me more prone to migraines, but the only pain killer I can take makes me vomit. So I have to choose between being in pain and vomiting for hours on end. FML

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By Pointless - 10/07/2021 08:01 - Australia - Toowoomba

Today, I got a concussion when banging my head. I got extremely nauseous and nearly passed out. The emergency doctor gave me anti-nausea pills. The top three side effects are headache, dizziness and drowsiness. I have no idea if they're working. FML

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By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 19:00 - United States - Chester

Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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By Neurocardiogenic Syncope - 24/08/2012 04:08 - Canada

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

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By Chard of Glass - 04/10/2016 12:45 - Canada - Marystown

Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 19:58

don't take so many pills...

attatood 8

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:28

What, can NOBODY spell "migraine" correctly, including the OP?? I'm beginning to wonder what language this website is in, since obviously nobody knows how to speak or spell in English. I know, I know... but I just had to say it before the nazi's get carried away :)

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attatood 8

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:28

FMLJunki 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:29

*nazis* (plural, not possessive, and YDI for being one)

22cute 17

Friday 29 July 2011 6:03

Engrish!

prettypinkpixie 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:33

hmmm I'm going to say FYL and YDI. your life sucks if you deal with frequent migranes. You deserve it for mixing your pills.

CRrawsum 7

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:49

Hahahaha, I thought I was the only one. :)

piiing 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:15

my sister gets migraines, so I know how horrible they are. I feel bad for you OP.

krazy_glu3 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:46

just drink a bottle of nyquil so you can be ktfo and not have to deal with migraines or nausea!

incomple 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:05

they're high-fiving eachother.

Mourningstar 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:06

Smoke pot, it'll help with all that! :-)

yesiyes 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:16

hahaha

tona01 16

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:55

it really does help, you would be surprised

hxcxrocker93 3

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:25

Pill paradox!

dephey89 5

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:30

its obvious that there is some kind of drug interaction going on. you should seriously consider contacting a pharmacist to find out what your options are (they have programs on the computer to tell you weather or not the drugs are interacting) and to see if there is a way of preventing your side affects. Good Luck!