Health: Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully...

There was a teen from the UK whose acne spelled out the word 'arse'. At least you didn't have something that bad:) Still sucks, hope it clears up for you.soon.

JKROB 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 8:35

sounds like a smash mouth song

PrettyBlackChick 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 11:30

LUIGI HAS SUMMONED YOU

Itsjustaphase 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:11

I'm disappointed there's no picture. :(

Caelophile 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:57

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...

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Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML

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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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Today, due to the lack of social interaction because of COVID-19, I began talking and acting aggressively to myself almost every moment. It's grown so noticeable that my parents and sister mimic me as a way to mock me. Family bonding for the win, right? FML

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Today, my sister told me she doesn't think her mom died the way she was told. Uncomfortable, I declined to give my 2 cents on the matter, saying, "I'm sorry" and, "Oh sh!t, sorry." She started gaslighting me about how I wasn't listening, and I told her I was sorry for being a piece of shit, so she then gaslit me about that too. FML

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Today, I had to turn down a job offer that would have been perfect for me because post-Covid fatigue syndrome is kicking my ass. FML

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Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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