Health: Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully...

There was a teen from the UK whose acne spelled out the word 'arse'. At least you didn't have something that bad:) Still sucks, hope it clears up for you.soon.

JKROB 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 8:35

sounds like a smash mouth song

PrettyBlackChick 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 11:30

LUIGI HAS SUMMONED YOU

Itsjustaphase 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:11

I'm disappointed there's no picture. :(

Caelophile 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:57

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...

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Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I'd got her. She replied, "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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Today, I came outside to see someone had written on my car, "I love your hairy butt, pubes, and fat girlfriend!" multiple times. I wouldn't have been bothered if all those things weren't true. FML

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Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML

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Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

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Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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Today, I was at a new restaurant when I went to the restroom. When I was done, I sat back down at the table, and idly started listening to my friends chatting. After a few seconds, I realized I'd sat at the wrong table, with complete strangers, who were too polite and/or bemused to say anything. FML

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