Health: Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully...

There was a teen from the UK whose acne spelled out the word 'arse'. At least you didn't have something that bad:) Still sucks, hope it clears up for you.soon.

JKROB 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 8:35

sounds like a smash mouth song

PrettyBlackChick 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 11:30

LUIGI HAS SUMMONED YOU

Itsjustaphase 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:11

I'm disappointed there's no picture. :(

Caelophile 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:57

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...

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Today, at my new retail job, I accidentally referred to white tank tops as, "Wife beaters." That's what I thought they were actually called, until my boss had to correct me. FML

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Today, my last grown child moved out and into their own place. As I stood in my house, which was finally empty and quiet for the first time in 37 years, all I could think was, "THANK GOD THOSE IRRITATING SODS ARE GONE, I HAVE MY LIFE BACK, BUT DAMN IT, I’M TOO OLD TO HAVE REAL FUN ANYMORE." FML

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Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

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Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML

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Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML

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