Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
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Poetic_catfish 0
subtle
null_fml 11
Context is important, so don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was texting a friend who doesn't like you, and lied about intending to break up with you to get said friend off his back. Maybe a friend stole his phone while he was passed out or something and tried to prank you with that text. Not saying it's likely... just saying, don't jump in and do something you might regret.
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Comments (98)
Bertha5 0
oucchh.
ayjayyuk 0
text him to say you think he should see a doctor because youve just been told you have AIDS
starshine3987 0
How many times has this one been on here?
539533 0
haha. it's happened to me before too! :/ i knoww the feeling.
MetalCraze 11
Not a FML this way you can dump him first
loosekannon297 0
he didnt sent it to you by mistake, he did it in purpose. if I'm talking to my friend over text msj, I'm not gonna be so retard to send it to my girlfriend by mistake.
TrekkieGirl 0
I agree! There seems to be an awful lot of 'accidental texting' going on lately. I too think he just wanted a quick out. If she's smart, she didn't talk to him after that.
Compass 0
Well, at least you knew he was going to break up with you, so this should be no surprise. ;)
Ft9princess 0
omg how sad!!! dump him first lol
kelleyb323 0
now she really knows... dude.
Ky123 0
I've had that happen to me, it said 'i feel like she hates me, i'm done' sorry!