Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
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Poetic_catfish 0
subtle
null_fml 11
Context is important, so don't jump to conclusions. Maybe he was texting a friend who doesn't like you, and lied about intending to break up with you to get said friend off his back. Maybe a friend stole his phone while he was passed out or something and tried to prank you with that text. Not saying it's likely... just saying, don't jump in and do something you might regret.
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Comments (98)
tehantone 0
well did you know?
wallythedolly 0
I bet your boyfriend flipped out when he realized he sent that to you instead of whoever the intended recipient was.
Erindub 0
He sounds like a winner. I think you should try to win him back.
thejerk56 8
He could be talking about his other girlfriend.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
maybe he did it on purpose..or maybe hes talking about his other girlfriend.
Snyphen3 0
lmao, ironic.
Snyphen3 0
lmao, ironic.
LittleMissNaught 0
send him a text back saying "you are either stupid, for sending ME this text in error, or spineless for not having the guts to tell me properly! Neither really works for me!!!
scott_m319 0
Text him a message. Include the name of your best friend in it: "[Best Friend], I think he knows I'm going to break up with him." Checkmate.
insurgentes 0
Ah well. Worse things happen at sea.