Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my...

By anonymous - 12/10/2010 03:06 - France

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

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Tuesday 12 October 2010 9:02

there would be three dead guys if it was my house

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WTF?! Scary more than awkward!

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xluciferx666 21

Monday 29 June 2015 14:40

Well would have been three dead guys once I shot them all

Iron_spiderman 9

Saturday 25 July 2015 2:12

did you become friends with them?

xxWTFxx1981 23

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Did you make them breakfast???

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