Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
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incognito_fml 0
my heart goes out to you dude
Edmund_Dantes 0
Dude, that's actually pretty creepy on your part. Clearly you were not with her, nor invited by her when you got in her bed, and it was actually considerate of her not to wake you up and kick you the hell out. Also, either she has been dating this other guy and didn't want to get in bed with another guy, likes him enough to sleep on the floor with him rather than on the bed with you, or just doesn't feel comfortable sleeping in the same bed with you. None of those scenarios is particularly good for your prospects, but as long as it's not the third one, you may still have a shot. Just don't listen to 10 up there, he's just a bitter misogynist who's fooled himself into thinking he's a "nice guy" because he's never actually beaten a woman. Granted, some girls are attracted to assholes, but it's a small minority, and not the ones worth wasting your time with. So if you don't want to be friends with this girl, either let her go, or talk to her like a damn man, without trying to sneak into her bed when she's (presumably; if y'all weren't, it's even creepier) drunk. If she shoots you down, at least you tried, move on.
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Comments (30)
sinnfred7 0
OMG! thats super funny
audiorage 0
lmao @ #9, brilliant
bigraws23 0
I love how you started that. It sounded fine then got bad
Viremaster 3
Ouch. My sympathies, man. FYL.
myaccount11 0
HEY DUDE! FYL. your grammar sucks. i couldn't understand your FML until i read it three times. nice to know that your first language is english too (:
Emperor_Jim 0
You had two years. Put up or shut up. YDI.
JokingJoe 0
so so so close dude...win....fail
metalfan333 0
hahahahaha oh lord i just noticed that. but your right lol
666Broghan666 0
Good enough
xxindigobluexx 0
HAHAHAHA!!!! Dude!!! that sucks!!!