Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
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Today, yet again, I woke up at the sound of my parents having sex like apes, and couldn't get back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML
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Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep, my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML
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TotalPandamonium 2
Waking up to any one having sex is nasty. It's even worse when it's your parents. Yeah, you know they must have sex, but knowing it and hearing it are two different things.
besad_fml 0
that's gross, just gross. I would be scarred for life. FYL
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Comments (56)
Resistance2 0
how is this an FML? your parents aren't gonna just end their sex life for you
k43L1 0
i know u dont like to hear them doing it. but its good that they still have that part of their relationship!
mcguyver98 0
eewwwwww!
CallMeHush 0
Unless you rubbed one out to it what is the problem?
onewaystreetpark 0
oh god I haven't laughed so hard lol I haven't heard someone use the word "rub one out" in so long thank you
Leahbabe15 0
Hahaha! That was awesome!!
mitch707 0
Grow up if anything your lucky at least your parents still love each other............. I wish mine did
omghehehe 0
hehehe :) Yeah, wasn't my most favorite noise to hear, but good for them!!!!!
laLinda_fml 0
grow up
perdix 29
Looks like your mom found the wishbone! Your parents are supposed to have sex. How the hell do you think you came into existence? If your parents came into your room to do it, THAT would be an FML.
DameGreyWulf 0
Cheers for your parents, that's damned hot! Just imagine your mother smooshed against the shower wall... C'mon, wouldn't you rather your parents be having sexy loving than not-so-sexy hating? I wake up early and, when I nearly fall back asleep, I'm reawoken by my parents screeching at each other.
Snake_Monkey 0
I dunno what do it means