By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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Cookie_box 6

Those are NOT your friends!! Real friends would not destroy your house, but help clean it of the (accidental) mess. Also, keep in mind rule#1, don't get very drunk if the party's at your place! YDI

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SteveTheJanitor 6

This person may be lying. They may not have any friends and just made it look like she did. Lolz

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Cookie_box 6

Also, this FML sounds too epic to be real

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BiGD3317 0

Shouldn't have passed out with your shoes on!!

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loserthegreat 11

i think the pokemon drawings is the best bit, as even if you clean up everything else, youre still walking around with permanent marker evidence

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AvikC818 8

Rubbing alcohol removes marker

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loserthegreat 11

ah rookies, they never remember rule 1 :D

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Kenneth08 0

sounds like my 18th birthday only i woke up naked on a kitchen counter wareing only a cowboy hat and had no idea whos house i was in. Gooood times.

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30STMlove 0

Damn... make sure I'm at the party next time.

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laboa86 0

What the **** u taking I want some of it

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texas_redneck88 10

LMFAO sounds like it was one helluva night

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