Today, I woke my boyfriend up at 7 a.m. to have sex. I thought the sex was great, but later he kept complaining, "I can't believe you woke me up so early." FML
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tenniemo
| 19
I’ve learned the best way to avoid that complaint is to make breakfast for him after. 🤷🏻♀️
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rotflqtms_
| 10
Unless he explicitly says you're allowed to wake him with sex, don't do that. That is in fact rape. Not everyone likes to be woken by sex. You may make him feel like you're only into him for the sex and that you treat him like a piece of meat. Just like we females would like to be treated with respect, we must treat guys with respect too. It'd be a total FML for me if I was peacefully sleeping and suddenly woke up to my boyfriend jamming his member inside any of my orifices. Don't do onto others as you wouldn't want others to do onto you.
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Henry8cooper
| 15
Oh - don't wake him up - he can be used sleeping - no need for a conscious brain for those parts to function 😂
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Shawnie Gallant
| 24
That’s rape.
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Alup132
| 22
That’s rape...
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rotflqtms_
| 10
Unless he explicitly says you're allowed to wake him with sex, don't do that. That is in fact rape. Not everyone likes to be woken by sex. You may make him feel like you're only into him for the sex and that you treat him like a piece of meat. Just like we females would like to be treated with respect, we must treat guys with respect too. It'd be a total FML for me if I was peacefully sleeping and suddenly woke up to my boyfriend jamming his member inside any of my orifices. Don't do onto others as you wouldn't want others to do onto you.
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ambiko
| 18
Literally rape
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ghaith
| 12
Pretty sure that’s rape
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WaluigiKnuckles
| 5
I know you're joking but I just wanna continue the comment line. That's rape
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tenniemo
| 19
I’ve learned the best way to avoid that complaint is to make breakfast for him after. 🤷🏻♀️
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purplekanc
| 15
I’ve learned that the best way to avoid that is not to give him any. If he’s complaining he doesn’t deserve it anyway. Be grateful for what you got
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Joshawott
| 21
To be fair, if I was woken up earlier than planned for anything other than an emergency, I'd be pretty annoyed too. If he didn't want to be up so early though, he should have just said "No" and rolled over though.
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TooTall0231
| 9
So what you're saying is if they don't audibly say the word "no" then it's not rape? You're retarded
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bobsanction
| 16
You don't wake a man up early. Ever.