By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 20:00

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Today, I woke my boyfriend up at 7 a.m. to have sex. I thought the sex was great, but later he kept complaining, "I can't believe you woke me up so early." FML
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tenniemo 19

I’ve learned the best way to avoid that complaint is to make breakfast for him after. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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rotflqtms_ 21

Unless he explicitly says you're allowed to wake him with sex, don't do that. That is in fact rape. Not everyone likes to be woken by sex. You may make him feel like you're only into him for the sex and that you treat him like a piece of meat. Just like we females would like to be treated with respect, we must treat guys with respect too. It'd be a total FML for me if I was peacefully sleeping and suddenly woke up to my boyfriend jamming his member inside any of my orifices. Don't do onto others as you wouldn't want others to do onto you.

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Henry8cooper 15

Oh - don't wake him up - he can be used sleeping - no need for a conscious brain for those parts to function 😂

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Henry8cooper 15

It's a realistic joke. I once woke up because my girlfriend was having a good time with my private parts. When I consciously joined the fun - she eventually woke up too 😂 so in that case - mutual rape by your definition

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Henry8cooper 15

I already replied to that once - and somehow I don't feel like a rape victim.

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rotflqtms_ 21

Unless he explicitly says you're allowed to wake him with sex, don't do that. That is in fact rape. Not everyone likes to be woken by sex. You may make him feel like you're only into him for the sex and that you treat him like a piece of meat. Just like we females would like to be treated with respect, we must treat guys with respect too. It'd be a total FML for me if I was peacefully sleeping and suddenly woke up to my boyfriend jamming his member inside any of my orifices. Don't do onto others as you wouldn't want others to do onto you.

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Henry8cooper 15

yeah - wake him up... ask if you're allowed to wake him up with sex... if you are....wait till he sleeps again... have sex...

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Henry8cooper 15

How come people feel the need to repeat a statement without reading the replies to that statement 🤔😒😂

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Henry8cooper 15

pretty sure you are number 4 writing the same reply without reading previous replys or the answers, and without offering even a single argument or thought. But hey - keep up the good work 😂😂

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WaluigiKnuckles 5

I know you're joking but I just wanna continue the comment line. That's rape

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Henry8cooper 15

I can assure you - that if my girlfriend initiates sex while I am sleeping - I will not complain about rape. I hope that most couples know eachother well enough to realise eachothers boundaries. If my girlfriend on the other hand stops fooling around in bed - fearing that you might call her actions rape - I will start complaining about a dull and uninspiring sexual relationship. And what is it with you guys - only repeating statements - not adding to an argument - not reading the replies - and certainly not answering them.

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tenniemo 19

I’ve learned the best way to avoid that complaint is to make breakfast for him after. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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purplekanc 22

I’ve learned that the best way to avoid that is not to give him any. If he’s complaining he doesn’t deserve it anyway. Be grateful for what you got

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Joshawott 21

To be fair, if I was woken up earlier than planned for anything other than an emergency, I'd be pretty annoyed too. If he didn't want to be up so early though, he should have just said "No" and rolled over though.

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TooTall0231 9

So what you're saying is if they don't audibly say the word "no" then it's not rape? You're retarded

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bobsanction 18

You don't wake a man up early. Ever.

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