EwwGross
United States
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
West Palm Beach, United States
Don't mind me
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
MWT77
Chicago, United States
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
L……
Pooptown
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Anonymous
There goes the neighborhood…
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
alternativefacts
Today, I confronted my neighbor because he'd been telling my kids that global warming was a myth. He responded with, "Whine all you want, but the swamp is draining and your bullshit liberal narrative is finally going down." He then dumped his trash on my lawn and retreated to his house. FML
shitty neighbor
United States
Vengeance is mine
Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML
Matti
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Carl
United States
Pipe down
Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
elle
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
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picklezz123 5
Well that really stinks
doodfunnyguy 0
wow slap the asshole
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Comments (78)
gkings18 1
Beat his monkey ass in a game of streethoops
THE_A_TEEN 28
here's what you should do Buy a monkey, get that monkey to throw shit at your neighbor. Or for the more economic friendly: get you and your kid (if you have one) to throw shit at your neighbor that will show that bastard. ;) trust me, im a doctor
THE_A_TEEN 28
To the guy who gave me a -1 : you have no sense of humor
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
I think we all missed the funny part. Throwing shit at your neighbor... what are you, five?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well his neighbor is throwing his sewage on the op's yard, then why not the op?
iAmScrubs 19
Your neighbor is just being nice by giving you a free swimming pool.
FarSide 23
Filling it for free with New Jersey tap water.
AnthonyN 5
A polluted swimming pool :
TheyCallMeRinney 4
It only takes 4 muscles to reach over and slap that mother f*^#$&!!!
hurrican_fml 0
It only takes five muscles to reach over and punch that dilweed :)
reddawn85 8
Put on some big boy pants and confront him. It's your house, you pay for it.
Snookie85 19
That's totally disgusting!!
kona314 1
Stop witnessing and start beating! :)
mrahhhhh 21
On my personal scale of karma, your neighbor has gained a significant negative amount. To balance it out, keyscratch all of his car doors liberally, then completely spray paint his windshield black.
Baia_girl77 11
Don't do something stupid like keying his car that will just cause more problems for you I say you should sue him. WIthout your written consent he is not allowed to empty a septic tank or bad plumbing onto your property.
mrahhhhh 21
There's more than one way to solve a problem. Suing him would cost a lot of time, a lot of money in attorney's fees, and result in one pissed off neighbor even if he doesn't win. But then again, keyscratching, while quick and cheap, will definitely result in a more pissed off neighbor than the former, and then the neighbor may sue... Pros and cons to any solution.
FarSide 23
OP.... run your sewer line onto his backyard. Everyone ends up with green grass.
dirtroadboy 7
Beat their ass