Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
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Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I tried to parallel park in front of a crowd. After several failed attempts, someone shouted from a window above, "Nice 23-point turn, dumbass!" I was practicing on an empty street. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with the truth that I'm absolutely terrible at parallel parking. After three failed attempts, I finally gave up and parked in a spot labeled "No Parking" just to make it stop. Of course, a car pulled in right behind me and blocked me in. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I tried to impress my date by confidently parallel parking on a busy street. I hit the curb twice, stalled the car, and somehow set off my alarm. Then I locked the keys inside while it screamed. We stood there in silence while people watched. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I’m learning to drive and finally felt confident enough to park in a tight spot with my instructor watching. I nailed the angle perfectly, but when I tried to get out, I realized I'd parked so close to the line that I couldn’t open the door. I had to climb out of the passenger side while my instructor pretended not to laugh. FML
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my_life_sucks13 0
why did it take you so long? and , im sorry, but you would have to be pretty sad to stand and watch someone trying to parallel park for 10 minutes.
24788 7
Hey, I don't even know how to parallel park. As sad as that is, I've never had to use it in my 4 years of driving.
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fireandice27 0
Aahhhh totally sounds like me. When I did my driving test I was a real pro at the reverse parallel parking and got 100% for that section in my test. Unfortunately, I didn't reverse parallel park at all after my test and when I finally had to one day I couldn't do it. I had to get out of the car, and my friend had to get in and park the car for me haha
jpd212 1
oh!!! so you're a woman??
xwtf_manx 0
Don't feel too badly, my parallel parking skills are about on parr with yours, lol
whitey_fml 0
this is a stupid FML. who's moderating these days?
Gina_1379 0
EVRY1 STOP WITH THE SEXIST COMMENTS!!!!
BSCaller 0
Lying tip #34: people at malls don't pay any attention to you whatsoever, because they are either walking into the mall, or into their car.
dead14eternity 0
when i read the fml i said it's a woman, then i look down and it says woman
XxHU4LxX 0
You deserve it for being a woman and thinking you can drive.
daltonromanowski 11
I love all these retarded comments about her gender. If anything, her gender is contradictory to the stereotypes you all buy into so easily. Statistically, women are better, safer drivers. It's been verified over and over and over again. So what if it took her ten minutes? I'm sure most people wouldn't be able to parallel park at all. Even so, FYL for drawing a crowd.
ss_super_sad 0
Woman driver?